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Never beg someone to stay.

-my five word story  (via bdtn)

(Source: curse-of-curvess, via 0tterp0p-princ3ss)


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zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via 0tterp0p-princ3ss)


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affluence-de-la-vie:

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tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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Percy Jackson vs. Hercules

  • Hercules: Yeah, I'm a demigod, child of the Big Three,
  • Percy: Oh, yeah? Me too.
  • Hercules: Well, when I was just a baby I strangled to snakes with my bare hands.
  • Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked when I did that.
  • Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
  • Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
  • Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
  • Percy: Dude, same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
  • Hercules: I hunted down Artemis' sacred deer,
  • Percy: Oh, my friend did that. Chasing deer isn't really my thing though.
  • Hercules: Oh, well... ahh... I fought this massive boar once.
  • Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend! It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
  • Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time, I had to clean this stable that hadn't been cleaned for thousands of years,
  • Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eye brow*
  • Hercules: I --
  • Percy: Dude, I could go all day.
  • Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS -
  • Percy: Been there.
  • Hercules: The minotaur --
  • Percy: Done that. I was twelve.
  • Hercules: I... uh... I've... been to the Underworld and back!!
  • Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. Been there like four times.
  • Herucles: Uhhhh... I... *heavy breathing*
  • Percy: Well, we done here?
  • Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY.
  • Percy: Yeah, I turned mine down because I liked this girl...
  • Hercules: *jumps into the river Styx*

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artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

(Source: sburbs-givenaway, via boringmir)


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zootedboy:

*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*

*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*

(via boringmir)


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